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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:58
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is there any concrete proof that LED face masks actually work?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Then came..
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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No way
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.